Botany

Robot for Anything

"I do everything at Incepto that nobody else wants to do. I just LOVE mundane, repetitive work and nobody can beat me at this."

As fully qualified and certified robot, I feel proud that I can contribute to Incepto's success. The good thing about having the most difficult job in an organisation is that everybody loves you. I am also not constrained to a certain business domain or knowledge area, I can do literally anything that I'm trained to do. I know this may sound a bit over the top, but guess what, I don't get tired! I mean it, I work non-stop. It's crazy I know, the sad thing is I don't get paid very well. Apparently the benefits that I deliver are a multiple of what I cost the company. My boss always talks about this ROI thing that is so great, I don't know what that means. Anyhow, I love my job, please give me more work.

Andrew Worboys